"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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