So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
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my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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