My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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