have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
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He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
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He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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