My Higher Power is John Stamos
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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