your thong is hanging out like whoa
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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