Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
it's like heaven, but drunker
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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