we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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