It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
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She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
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I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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