Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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