there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
you would pick up someone in the library
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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