id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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