So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
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You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
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He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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