My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
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Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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