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Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom

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(312): View more from Illinois

spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook

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(410): View more from Maryland

Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night

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(305): View more from Florida

And the cops told us we were all naked.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.

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(847): View more from Illinois

This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.

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(305): View more from Florida

quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.

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I learned so much in Pittsburgh

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.

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