did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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