She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
