Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
be right there i have to get my cape
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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