So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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