That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
only you would photoshop your dick
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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