i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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