WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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