If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
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I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
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Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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