It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Randomize
