Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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