Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
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Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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