I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
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please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
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Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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