batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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