i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
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I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
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nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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