In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
