I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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