I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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