It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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