Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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