let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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