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Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
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I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
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But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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