I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
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made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
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To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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