Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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