That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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