just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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