she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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