The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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