East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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