your parents love me but you hate me
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
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So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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