Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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