you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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