Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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