And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
either way he was missing a nipple.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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