Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I hope mine doesn't look like that
farters have to be the big spoon...
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
