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My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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