I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
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You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
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My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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