Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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