Sry I called you an 8
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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