From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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