It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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